HERE’s the thing: I consider myself smarter than most because everyday, I face my computer, almost like a prayer, and write my thoughts out like this.
And in true prayerful fashion, I talk to you as I talk honestly to God when I type the words.
And my God is not stupid.
Unlike some people who think so.
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I think that people who say that God is stupid are idiots.
Sure, they are entitled to their own idiotic opinions.
But so am I.
And my opinion is so simple that even idiots can understand it: To say that God is stupid is the height of idiocy.
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And don’t start with me on atheism.
Been there, done that.
I was born a Catholic, studied religions, fancied atheism, married gay, and if Catholicism still wants me, I’m in.
If the Church doesn’t want me, they can all go to hell with the idiots.
I’ll still visit churches.
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I’ll check out churches, mosques, temples, and places of worship for their art and architecture.
And that sense of God in consecrated places.
Or that electric or psychic energy left by people’s faith when they come to pray and worship.
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I will visit what I think is a holy place.
And in my heart, I’ll pray and worship the One True God, or the many gods, or the no gods, or the Star Wars Force, or consciousness, or however else you want to think and call it.
Point is, I don’t need anything like religion, or you, if you don’t agree with me 51 percent of the time.
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I agree with God at least 51 percent of the time.
God agrees with me at least 51 percent of the time.
If God cannot agree with me 51 per cent of the time, I don’t want to be in a relationship with that God.
God may be top God, but I’m top me — Peter Solis Nery!
And God wants me badly!
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I mean, if God doesn’t want me, doesn’t covet me, what the hell did Jesus die for?
If I cannot enjoy sin once in a while — let’s say up to 49 percent of the time, what the hell was the crucifixion sacrifice drama for?
(Still, I can’t get out of my mind: People who call God stupid are idiots.)
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If God cannot love and accept a sinner like me, who agrees, at least 51 percent of the time, with whatever God-crap that God gives me, then I just don’t have the patience to deal with such a god.
See how easily I demoted God with a small letter ‘g’ if God doesn’t agree with me at least 51 percent of the time?
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God loves me because I don’t give God bullshit stuff.
I’m the real thing with God.
I don’t pray and act holy.
I don’t pretend to be better than anyone.
I just try (to be better than everyone else in every godly endeavor like loving; and giving mercy or justice or wisdom).
And I am freaking holy!
If God doesn’t believe that at least 51 percent of the time, God can eat God’s sh*t.
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At this point, you must be thinking, Just who does this Peter Solis Nery think that he is?
Which is a valid question.
And pretty smart, too.
Considering that you are now practicing some critical thinking.
Bravo! Finally, a thinking person!
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Well, I guess now, you just have to continue reading me to know.
Wait!
That’s not enough.
You have got to read back, too. Review. Rewind.
You have to research me, and my past works, my past writings.
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Background check me, if you will.
Some of you have heard of me before.
Some of you have heard it wrong.
Some of you are complete illiterates. Haven’t read anything I’ve written.
And I wrote plenty!
Well over thirty years’ worth!
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Ah, but well, some of you are complete idiots — God is stupid, my ass!
(I still can’t get over some idiot calling God stupid.
Such jackass must have believed in the wrong God.
What an idiot!)
You think I’m an aberration writing like the way I do in the newspaper?
Look who said what!
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If you haven’t Googled me yet, or aren’t Googling me right now, I don’t really know if you are stupid, or idiot, or both.
Because I can’t understand why you are still not agreeing with me at least 51% of the time.
I mean, how can you read this far (this is Part 3 of a series), and still not understand who is talking to you?
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What’s that?
You Googled me already?
Oh, poor you!
You don’t have enough cellphone data plan to even get to my website?
No wifi?
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No coffee money to hangout in a shop with free wifi?
Suckers, rot!
Oh, what’s that?
You have unsecured wifi at the mall?
Good!
Very smart.
You don’t have to have money to go malling.
Poor miserable rats!
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Yeah, sweet pea, it’s www.petersolisnery.com.
Yeah, just type “petersolisnery.com”
That will do.
Yeah, my website is newly redesigned, too. Went live on July 1st.
Made it more smartphone friendly to help knowledge questers like you.
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But just like the rain falling, or the sun shining, on good people and bad, my website serves the smart as well as the idiots and stupids.
Yeah, I can add the plural ‘s’ on stupid, idiot.
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Anyway, I promised this article to be convoluted.
And possibly pointless.
I guess I just made my point.
Toodles! (500tinaga@gmail.com/PN)
