SO YOU’RE either triggered or intrigued by the title. Don’t fret. We’ll get to that. We won’t leave you hanging ala coitus interruptus.
But first let’s put some things to rest. So I’ll just park this statement from “I Am Iloilo City” mayor Geronimo with regards some minor irritations last week caused by childish tantrums of a certain entitled wannabe biker:
“The Esplanade 1 and 2 will not be open to bikers as these two are reserved for all senior citizens, PWDs, and children who use the same for exercise to increase their immunity. If there is no Executive Order (EO) or ordinance for the same, we will work out that the EO or ordinance will be approved and issued at the earliest possible time.
“These two esplanades are just the only ones exclusively for our senior citizens, PWDs, and children to use for their exercise. All the other esplanades have been identified to be open to bikers.
“While we have been openly supporting the bikers and investing funds of the city government to improve the bike lanes, we have to understand that there are IIoilo City residents who also use the two esplanades as areas where they can freely exercise with their children.
“As Iloilo City Mayor, I am called upon to make the esplanades available to all residents and Ilonggos from outside the city, and not only to bikers.”
As I have been saying, it’s really plain common sense. You don’t mix bikers with joggers, runners and walkers in a small confined area such as the Esplanade 1 and 2 as accidents are bound to happen. So with that statement from “I Am Iloilo City” Mayor Geronimo I rest my case.
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And we segue to “PUTA” – it is PUso ni Leni Robredo and TApang ni Leila de Lima, according to Loida Nicolas, the American billionaire financier of most of the destabilization campaign against the government of President Rodrigo Duterte.
From the look of things, this “PUTA” duo or tandem will be the front act of the Loida Nicolas-funded opposition come 2022 presidential elections. Obviously it will be the PUso ni Leni Robredo for President and the TApang ni Leila de Lima for Vice President.
The symbolism and subliminal message alluding to boudoir escapades is just too much of a coincidence, not to mention the subtle hint of ribald humour.
If this “PUTA” tandem will indeed materialize come 2022, it will mark a shift from the usual “guns, gold and goons” image of Philippine politics to “sex, guns, gold, and goons” ala “sex, drugs and rock and roll”. The coming elections promise to be titillating and would certainly arouse more interest.
With that, I’m guessing that Jim Paredes will certainly have a “big hand” (of course pun intended) in the campaign video productions of “PUTA” and might even be their biggest hands on star.
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So it’s a toss-up between Viagra and Sinopharm?
According to a certain Ramon Tulfo who said he got vaccinated together with his bodyguards with Sinopharm, the most noticeable side-effect or “front effect” of the Sinopharm vaccine is that after the second shot you get a “Viagra-like effect” meaning you get a “hard on” every morning for an hour or so lasting for two weeks.
Hmmm…not bad side, rather front, effect especially for the members of Tindig Pilipinas.
By the way, all these brouhaha against Sinovac and Sinopharm vaccines has nothing to do with the efficacy or effectiveness of these vaccines. It’s all about racism, colonial mentality and, above all, hatred for President Duterte. You know stupidity, knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.
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On the other hand, instead of declaring Dec. 24 and 31 as “working holidays” what President Duterte should have done was to declare instead Feb. 25 and Aug. 21 as “working holidays” as those two holidays have no significance nor importance to the Filipino people except for the “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon” which is less than three percent of the entire population of the Philippines.
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Finally, in the United States of America it is now legal to murder an unborn child, and biological males claiming to be a woman can now compete in women’s sports.
There is also a movement there campaigning to make pedophilia as just a sexual preference and not a mental health disorder. So any time soon expect the + in the LGBTQ+ as P. Another achievement in Joe Biden’s presidency./PN
