SO, A NOBODY, who thinks that he matters in my life, attacked me on Facebook Messenger earlier this month.
It’s Christmas time, and you start attacking me?
Are you crazy?
Have you ever thought of the Christmas gifts that you might miss? Haha.
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Anyway, since I’m not even remotely thinking of this nobody, the only connection that I could make was my Facebook posts.
Losers have a way of stalking me, you know.
I mean, I have exceeded my 5,000 Facebook friends list limit, but that doesn’t mean that all the 5,000, and the 6,000-plus followers, are all my fans.
Some are just jealous bitches who want to see what I am up to.
I am THAT popular. Haha.
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Again, I share here what could be the instigating posts:
“My doctor-friends are for Leni.
My lawyer-friends, teacher-friends, artist-friends, nurse-friends are for Leni.
My stupid friends are stupid, and are for stupidity!”
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“Nakakaawa ang stupids.
Walang pang-unawa.
Puro feeling nila, sila ang tama.
But feeling is not equal to Truth, moral right, or intelligence.”
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“Sorry to add this:
My good-looking and well-bred friends are for Leni.
My stupid and dugyot-looking friends are still stupid, and are for stupidity.”
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“Lahat, may ‘feeling’.
Lahat, may opinion, may choice, may ‘right’ to be wrong.
Pero hindi lahat, may talino sa pagpili.
May mga bobo talaga!”
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So, this delusional cretin messaged me:
“F*ck you for calling me stupid!
We are friends no more.
F*ck you!
Go to hell!”
And…
“Still f*ck you!
That is why you don’t have real friends.
Because you don’t respect their choices.
You just want to ram your own beliefs on their throats.
At the end of the day, you are just one lonely faggot!”
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Well, Merry Christmas to you, too!
Gosh, I can hardly write this… I’m cracking up right now. Haha.
Hahahaha. Bwahahahaha.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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My Facebook reply, another general post:
“I DID NOT call anyone stupid.
Never!
Pero kung tinamaan ka sa FB post ko, ikaw mismo ang umamin sa sarili mo na tanga ka.
‘Wag ako, bobo!”
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But seriously, look at the poverty of words in the attack.
Other than the F-word, what else is notable?
Firstly, there is no basis for us being “friends.”
He is as casual a ‘friend’ to me as I am friends with the Pope.
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To come up with the idea of me calling him stupid, he first must admit to himself that he isn’t a doctor, lawyer, teacher, artist, or nurse.
That neither is he good-looking nor well-bred.
And that he is dugyot-looking and, very well, STUPID.
But the admission must really come from himself.
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As for ramming things in another person’s throat, I have a confession.
I sometimes ram my holy appendage in some people’s throat.
But only if they like it; and only if they specifically ask for it.
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As for beliefs, I cannot insist that other people accept, or swallow, my beliefs.
It is my strong belief that some people are stupid, and can’t take the whole of my beliefs, just as some people have tight throats, and can’t take all of my appendage!
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As for being “a lonely faggot at the end of the day,” this is all I can say:
Sadness or unhappiness is not my thing.
I am never alone, or without friends, because I am rich.
I am popular on social media, and in real life as well.
I seldom get rejected.
On Grindr, for example, 9.9 out of 10, it is I who reject hookup proposals.
I do not get rejected; because I seldom propose. Haha.
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I do not know how you make friends, and enemies.
But if you are making enemies because your choice for President of the Philippines is Leni Robredo, don’t despair.
I am here as your friend.
And I am all that you need.
And I am worth all the gold in the world.
Merry Christmas!/PN
