Winner takes ass

I’M SO DONE with writing about politics.

But I’m short of time, and it’s just easier to write this because everybody is still reeling from the dismal result of last Monday’s elections.

I’m actually about to head out the door to meet this cute Portuguese guy in the the city.

But since Leni lost (unofficial as I wrote this), I am not getting f*cked in the ass.

I mean, I said that during the campaign, and I’m not changing my song.

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Remember somebody said he’s going to hang himself if Leni won?

My opinion was asked about that.

But I didn’t dignify the question.

So I just said, I am giving up my ass if Leni wins.

Leni lost, so I’m not bottoming anytime now.

Although…

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Tomaz is a power bottom.

And he wants my raging Filipino manhood bad.

I figured that I needed to spend my adrenaline, and transform my pent up energy into something that looks like love or lovemaking.  

In some parts of the world, I can still raise the Filipino flag.

But it’s a singular pride. Personal, even.

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When the rest of the world looks at the Philippines as a country of stupids, it is hard to defend my stupid country men and women.

They all deserve it; I don’t.

I mean, foreigners always say, “With you as exception, the Filipinos are really a stupid people, aren’t they?”

And, of course, it’s just easier to nod my head than argue against the truth.

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The people have spoken, of course. Why not?

But that doesn’t mean that they’ve spoken smartly.

If they “spoke” stupidly in the recent election, they are stupid!

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I am glad that this election is now over.

I mean, I have once again proven that I am smarter than more than 90% of the country.

I am not trying to say that I am smarter than many of Leni’s supporters and campaign managers, but I really am.

Can you imagine if my opinion was asked about how the campaign should be run at anytime during the campaign?

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I’m giving credit to the Pink campaign for what they have done. 

I also recognize the fact that they didn’t have the stolen resources to bring the campaign to victory.

They got some genius moves, but it wasn’t really enough.

If it was, Leni would have won.

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So anyway, congrats to all the trolls, and to the Red marketing team.

I just hope that you will not get cancer for selling out. 

I mean, I also hope that you were paid enough to take care of expensive chemo treatments for you and you family in the near future.

As for my so-called friends who supported the “winning team”, and who are gloating right now, I will remember your name.

And when blood spills on the streets, I will remind you of what you did in May 2022.

I will never let you forget the betrayal you committed against the small and diminishing decency of this country.

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For now, enjoy your superficial victory.

But do not, for a moment think, that you have triumphed over me.

You will always be losers to me.

You will always be losers to the world.

This election only proved that I was correct again.

That my truth is eternal.

And that makes me the ultimate winner.

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Leni Robredo lost the presidency.

The Filipino lost their chance at redemption.

Peter Solis Nery did not. Peter Solis Nery is a winner.

And winner takes it all.

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So, when you are at the point of death, you will see, you will remember, how your betrayal betrayed your family and country as well.

Let’s not quote the Bible on this, but what does it profit the trolls and the henchmen to win a “bought” and engineered election?

Again, I hope you were paid enough to pay for your oncoming cancer treatments.

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As for me, I’m getting laid tonight.

(Winner takes all!)

With someone gorgeous Portuguese, who is much smarter than most Filipinos.

Wait, did he say he is half-Portuguese? Which half?

I want a Portuguese ass, but I also want a passionate kisser.

At any rate, I’ll take whatever I can.

If he’s truly yummy, you know what I’m really capable of. Haha.

Now, I’m not sure if Tomaz the Portuguese is smart with him offering his ass, but hey, that’s why I always come out on top.

Yes, the Peter Solis Nery, ThePSN is top— even if my candidate concedes defeat!/PN

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