THE SHIT just hit the fan and the fun is about to start as the longest-running “peep show” is about to do an encore. It’s “more fun in the Philippines” was never more appropriate as what’s about to happen in the coming months.
You know just the thought of what happened a few days ago and what’s about to happen because of that has sent shivers to the demi-gods of the “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon.”
It seems former President Noynoy Aquino, former Budget secretary Florencio Abad, senators Franklin Drilon and Kiko Pangilinan are squirming in their yellow-colored knickers. Moi just hates to use the phrase; and they’re peeing in their trousers.
So what has happened and is about to happen that made the senior members of that “erectile dysfunction-sounding group aka Tindig Pilipinas shrink in fear?
No, there is no truth to the rumors that after making that McDonalds Valentine commercial Sharon Cuneta will leave Kiko for Gabby, so we can rule that out as the one causing this fear and anxiety to Senator Pangilinan.
It is also not true that Sen. “Dick” Gordon will require Noynoy Aquino and Florencio Abad to be vaccinated with Dengvaxia in the ongoing Senate investigation re: the “Dengvaxia Scandal and Genocide.”
Finally, it is also not true that Senator Drilon will be “sacrificed” by a babaylan during the actual groundbreaking ceremonies of his pet project in Iloilo, the Jalaur River mega dam.
So what’s causing all the fear, panic and anxiety amongst the “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon?”
Here are excerpts from the March 16 issue of the Philippine Star:
Janet Lim Napoles now enjoying partial witness protection
MANILA — Janet Lim-Napoles, the alleged brains behind the pork barrel scam, has been placed under provisional government protection, the Department of Justice confirmed on Friday morning.
Justice Undersecretary Erickson Balmes told reporters that Napoles was admitted to the DOJ’s Witness Protection Program, the Philippine STAR reported.
Balmes said Napoles executed an affidavit, but declined to detail its content.
The development marks the turn of the tide from the previous administration. The Aquino-led government with Leila de Lima as justice secretary initiated the investigation into cases of plunder over the rigged multi-billion Priority Development Assistance Program under the administration of former President Benigno Aquino III scam. This led to the detention of opposition senators Jinggoy Estrada, Juan Ponce Enrile and Bong Revilla Jr.
Senior Assistant State Prosecutor Ma. Nerissa Molina-Carpio signed a certification for Napoles to be partially admitted to the DOJ’s witness program since Feb. 27.
That news, when it broke out, sent shockwaves to the rest of those that were included in Janet Napoles’ original list of congressmen and senators who enjoyed their PDAF largesse.
Take note that the Napoles List was largely ignored by the courts and when there was clamor that it be made public, it went through an editing and sanitizing process that only three names were left – senators Juan Ponce Enrile, Bong Revilla and Jinggoy Estrada. I need not explain why these three senators were singled out as almost all senators and congressmen – with the exemption of the late senators Miriam Santiago and Joker Arroyo, current senator Ping Lacson and former senator Bongbong Marcos – enjoyed their PDAF sharing.
Now “Ma’am” Janet will be made into a state witness and given the opportunity to finally sing her song.
This time those who are on “Ma’am” Janet’s list of those who are “naughty and not nice” are not only squirming in their yellow Marks and Spencer knickers but peeing in them as well.
Senator Pangilinan or “Mr. Sharon Cuneta” as he is officially known in his sample ballots is insisting that “Ma’am” Janet Napoles is the mastermind of the P10-billion PDAF scam and should not be made as state witness.
Yeah right, so “Ma’am” Janet made fools of all congressmen, senators, Speaker of the House, Senate President, the President of the Philippines and most of all the Secretary of the Department of Budget and Management, plus the entire Commission on Audit.
This woman is a diabolical criminal genius. Compared to her, Professor James Moriarty and Lex Luthor are small-time petty swindlers.
Even if “Ma’am” Janet formed a thousand bogus non-government organizations or NGOs that were used as fronts to siphon taxpayers’ money to the pockets of these congressmen and senators, without collusion from them, the Department of Budget and Management, the Commission on Audit, and the President of the Philippines, nothing will happen; those NGOs will be as useless as the paper they were printed on. At best “Ma’am” Janet is just a conduit.
So please “Mr. Sharon Cuneta”, we are not idiots, maybe you are.
Why don’t you just make your own Valentine commercial with Jover Laurio? (brotherlouie16@gmail.com/PN)
