MOST NEWSPAPERS are showing a photo of US President Donald Trump and one of his many Executive Orders but all that is visible is a large scrawl made by a thick sharpie. It can be assumed that they haven’t been blurred out for secrecy reasons or that every paper printed a low-quality copy.
If we consider what is visible, it resembles an ECG printout but that would confirm he has a heart, which has been disputed as a result of his immigration and health orders.
Another possibility is that the image is from a seismograph, suggesting an earthquake and all of the damage that would cause.
How much damage can one person do to a planet in four years? A lot, considering he withdrew the US from the Paris agreement.
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Slightly inaccurate reporting
It has been widely reported that billionaire Mark Zuckerberg was peeking at Lauren Sanchez’s bra during the inauguration of Trump whereas it was more likely he was peeking at the bra’s contents.
No one noticed, apart from the billion or so watching the inauguration. Naughty billionaire.
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A cold wind blows
Was the cold snap in Washington on Trump’s inauguration day a message from the Arctic’s most famous resident, Santa Claus, about the good and bad list and how to stay on the good list or at least attempt to get on it?
It could also be that Santa is worried about his home and toy factory which is either in Greenland as the Danes believe, or just north of it.
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I did this in the future
It is surprising to see Trump claim, wrongly, that the Israel and Hamas ceasefire is the result of him becoming President in the future.
This is like saying that the 2024 Superbowl was won by the Chiefs because the 49ers could improve in 2025. It’s just not logical.
Thank President Joe Biden and his team for their great efforts and show some humility.
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Staying at home
President Trump has been declared a felon and attended his Inauguration with this title, rather a unique outcome given the President is meant to be the best in the country.
There are many consequences of being declared a felon, often jail, fines, or difficulty getting a job, but the one that may affect him the most is that many countries, including his own, won’t accept felons, although in special cases waivers can be granted.
A quick look at the list of such banned countries from a number of websites highlights some upcoming difficulties in achieving Trump’s “fix everything” agenda.
He is not allowed to visit Ukraine to present his solution of “just give up” but he is allowed to visit Russia, although the message there will be different. The same problem will occur in the Mid-East as Israel is on the no visits list.
He can visit Greenland but not Mexico nor Canada, the soon to be 51st US state, nor play golf in the United Kingdom. He also can’t visit Australia, thankfully.
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Timed out
When Mark Zuckerberg announced his ending of fact—checking, he is shown wearing a Gruebel Forsey watch worth about $US900,000. It does look rather nice but so does my house for similar money.
Doesn’t Facebook have a clock function on it, or is it no longer reliable as no one is checking its accuracy?/PN
