In the immortal words of ThePSN, Part 6

I’M STILL on intermittent fasting. 

Ten weeks and counting.

And social media accountability is a great motivation for me.

So, of course, I post the obligatory food photos.

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EAT LESS, LIVE MORE. 

“Puro kayo pagkain. 

Kain nang kain. 

Para kayong patay-gutom kung makakain. 

Ako, madalang na kumain, matino pa rin ang pag-iisip.

Di ko kailangan umasa sa magnanakaw para may makain. 

Twice a day lang ako kung kumain. 

Cheap noodles, hilaw na okra, itlog as source of protein, walang rice, pero gulay if I can. 

The whole week, ito lang pumasok sa katawan ko. 

Di kasali riyan ang tubig, black coffee, unsweetened tea.

Maliban sa ice cream, homemade lahat ‘yan. 

Di ko kailangan ang restaurant.” — #ThePSN

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“Patience is a virtue, but it is not mine. 

My virtue is WISDOM, and it is a gift of the Holy Spirit, or the Universe, or whatever god u believe.” —#ThePSN

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Wanted: SUGARBABY—

Dapat magaling magluto, maglaba, maglinis bahay, magmaneho, kumalikot, at DAKS

PM me desired salary. —#ThePSN

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“Hindi sa pagyayabang, may mga low class din akong friends na boboto sana ng Pacman. 

Pero, thank God, Leni Pink na sila ngayon.” —#ThePSN

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Kung class at class din lang ang usapan, wa’ ka class kung magnanakaw ang candidato mo. 

Sayang ang pera n’yo!” —#ThePSN

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“I was ready to overlook the kabobohan ng ilang dating classmates ko

But dahil LBM sila, confirmed kong bobo talaga sila since youth!” —#ThePSN

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“Ur personal worth is indicated by ur political idol. 

Kung LBM ka, tae ka forever. 

All the smart people have decided on the best.” —#ThePSN

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“Mas may pakinabang pa yaong hindi boboto kesa sa iyo, kung magnanakaw din lang ang choice mo! 

Useless ka, useless!” —#ThePSN

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“Good citizens shouldn’t let their neighbors elect thieves without doing anything. 

Hayaan mo na lang mag-suicide ‘coz it’s their choice?” —#ThePSN

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“Kung pagkatapos mo magdasal, magnanakaw pa rin ang gusto mo, hindi ka talaga nagdasal. 

Niloko mo lang ang sarili mo. 

Tanga!” —#ThePSN

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“Ang tunay na matalino’y di puedeng tumahimik sa panahon ng massive misinformation. 

Hindi pabaya ang tunay na makabayan.” —#ThePSN

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“‘Wag maging Gago-gagohan sa sariling bayan. 

Bobo lang ang sumusuporta sa magnanakaw. 

Gago, bobo at tanga!” —#ThePSN

Remember this?

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And so these—

“The trolls are ganging up on me. 

Pero siempre, walang panalo ang mga pobreng bobo.

Ang saya-saya ng com sec. Haha

#ThePSNLangMalakas 

Bardagulan kung bardagulan. 

Nakakawalang-gana lang ang kabobohan nila. 

And still, I rise. Haha.”

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“May mga gago, bobo, at tangang trolls who ganged up on me. 

I’m just waking up to coffee, so pinatulan ko sila. 

Ang witty-witty ko. 

Ang galing ng mga sagot ko. 

Ayon, natalo sila, nasira ang self-esteem. 

Dinelete ang comment na umabot na yata sa 50+ replies. 

Tatlo sila, nag-isa lang ako. 

Di kinaya ng apologist opinions nila ang facts & intelligent opinions ko. 

It’s so sad that they took down the whole convo. 

Alam mo talaga ang mga talunan. Haha!” —#ThePSN

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Headline: #ThePSN, inatake ng LBM trolls. 

— “Pero, of course, sanay ako sa gangbang at bardagulan. 

Talo sila, they took down the whole convo. 

Mga patay-gutom!”

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“Galit kayo sa akin dahil tama na naman ako? 

Dahil based on facts & logic ang opinions ko?

Intelligence is a process!” —#ThePSN

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Stress relief: PINK flowers (published with photos).

“When u go for a prayer walk (or a prayerful walk), pay attention to the colors that God wants u to see. 

Ur fanatical opinion is always less than God’s message.

‘Wag bobo.” —#ThePSN 

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“The WORM MOON (of March 18, 2022, published with photos). 

Too bright for my iPhone photography. 

But I watch the moon tonight, and I remember, and pray, about the sad stupidity of my country people who think that the election is a cockfight. 

Akala nila, panalo sila kung manalo ang magnanakaw na candidato nila. 

Idiocy. Just plain stupidity.” —#ThePSN/PN

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