I COULD be wrapping up my trip to Peru as you read this.
But I’m writing this now (June 17) in Miami, Florida.
I just came back from “letting it all hang” for a while at the Haulover Nude Beach.
Focus on the ‘nude’.
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Well, there’s the long stretch of white sand called the Haulover Beach.
Then, a section of it is dedicated for the nudists.
Probably starting with Tower 13. (I didn’t pay that much attention to signs.)
I mean, people were walking in the buff!
Should I look at the signs, and not their naked bodies?
Get your priorities right, people! Haha.
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In the nude beach area, the LGBTQIA+ community has appropriated a subsection.
Probably along Tower 15.
I remember because I came in through Tower 9 or something, and walked my up way to where the nudists were.
I stayed in the gay portion for a while, and came out of there by Tower 15.
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I took some photos of the nude others… from a distance.
And the naked others up close… with consent.
And of myself… as proof that I was there, and was blending quite beautifully.
Of course, I couldn’t post everything on social media and everywhere else.
But they’re all there in my phone’s photo gallery.
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I posed naked.
No qualms about it.
But I also posed with algae on my crotch… for social media purposes, of course.
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Now, I imagined that I would see cocks the size of cucumbers and elephant trunks on the nude beach.
The gay portion especially.
So, I came prepared.
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Now, truth be told, I’m really a grower more than a shower.
That only means that if you want to see the full enormity of my cock, you have to get it hard to come fully erect.
So, I came very prepared. Haha!
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Full disclosure: I am not embarrassed or shy about the size of my dick.
I know that I can function well with it.
And it’s a pretty good size for a Filipino.
Just asked those whom I have bedded. Haha.
And so far, no one has complained.
In fact, people always ask for seconds.
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But I don’t want going around naked with a medium-size dick that will put the Filipino race to shame.
“Put your best dick forward” is always my motto.
So, I did what a decent Peter Solis Nery would do:
I took a Viagra.
(I don’t really use it, but I have access to the blue pills for research purposes. So, ask me nicely. Haha!)
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I mean, I don’t want to fondle my dick to get a natural erection while on the beach.
Eeeew!
So, I took the Viagra.
And I was freaking erect for four hours!
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Now, to all the people who saw my golden rod, I wasn’t lying about my dick at all.
I didn’t feel guilty about the Viagra.
It’s still my dick, isn’t it?
Yes, monstrous “under the influence,” but it’s still my dick! Haha.
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When I posted photos from the nude beach on social media, people started recalling my life as a nudist.
Oh, they remember! Haha.
How I stirred the Western Visayas community with my nudes in the short-lived “Pierre: The Magazine of Peter Solis Nery,” circa 2003.
How I showed my sexy bubble butts in a Ricky Lee play with UPV Intermedius, circa 1998.
How I showed the same butts in a regional stage writing workshop with DepEd teachers sometime in 2013.
How I showed full frontal nudity in my 2016 film “Ikapito nga Adlaw”/ “7th Day”.
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I have no qualms about disrobing.
I mean, I was bothered that my dick was small before I came out as gay.
I mean, I’ve watched porn, and my, what big cocks they have!
But in real life, most men have small dicks.
At least, from my experience of them.
I often outsize my sexual partners, that’s for sure.
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My running joke for the macho Filipinos:
Let’s have a dick contest.
He who has the smaller cock will be penalized with a buttf*ck.
The smaller dick bends over!
Guess how many of these contests I have won? Haha. (To be continued)/PN
