MY LIFE AS ART | Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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BY PETER SOLIS NERY
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Wednesday, July 5, 2017
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Language barrier —

When you are horniest,

It’s sexy. (#846)

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Language barrier —

It disappears with

My tongue. (#847)

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Language barrier —

It does not exist, if you

Just need a quickie. (#848)

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Where does it say

I have to know French to sleep

With Francophone boys? (#849)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

That’s not hard to say,

When you are really horny. (#850)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

I didn’t really mean sleep sleep,

You can go now. Thanks! (#851)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

You like my French, I’m just happy

You understood. (#852)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

It’s not really French,

It’s just “Lady Marmalade”. (#853)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

It’s easier to say “Oui” than go through

Thirteen ways to politely say No. (#854)

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“Non” is No —

But it sounds so rude,

So final, so sad. (#855)

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“Non merci”, no thanks —

It’s turning down easy,

But still a No. (#856)

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“Non merci, je ne fais que regarde”,

No thanks, I’m just looking around —

Because I can’t “Oui, oui” all the time. (#857)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

“Pas maintenant”, not now;

But what am I waiting for? (#858)

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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —

“Plus tard”, later;

Later after what? (#859) (500tinaga@gmail.com/PN)

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