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BY PETER SOLIS NERY
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Wednesday, July 5, 2017
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Language barrier —
When you are horniest,
It’s sexy. (#846)
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Language barrier —
It disappears with
My tongue. (#847)
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Language barrier —
It does not exist, if you
Just need a quickie. (#848)
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Where does it say
I have to know French to sleep
With Francophone boys? (#849)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
That’s not hard to say,
When you are really horny. (#850)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
I didn’t really mean sleep sleep,
You can go now. Thanks! (#851)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
You like my French, I’m just happy
You understood. (#852)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
It’s not really French,
It’s just “Lady Marmalade”. (#853)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
It’s easier to say “Oui” than go through
Thirteen ways to politely say No. (#854)
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“Non” is No —
But it sounds so rude,
So final, so sad. (#855)
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“Non merci”, no thanks —
It’s turning down easy,
But still a No. (#856)
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“Non merci, je ne fais que regarde”,
No thanks, I’m just looking around —
Because I can’t “Oui, oui” all the time. (#857)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
“Pas maintenant”, not now;
But what am I waiting for? (#858)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? —
“Plus tard”, later;
Later after what? (#859) (500tinaga@gmail.com/PN)
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