IT WAS A rather interesting week and we have accumulated quite a number of random thoughts. As usual they’re never meant to convince but to make one think. If we agree, lovely then. If not, really who cares? And yes, they’re just a clever way to condescend.
The usual suspects filed disqualification cases left and right against presidential candidate Bongbong Marcos, all of them just copy-paste from one another. It just confirms that they’re squirming in their knickers at the thought of a Bongbong Marcos presidency which is inevitable because in a proper election their preferred candidate has zero chance of winning.
Elections are won by candidates with the most number of votes, not by protest or disqualification cases. Doing so is a cowardly act and a tacit admission that your preferred candidate has no semblance of winning.
The latest issue is, of course, the statement of President Duterte that one presidential candidate is a cocaine user. Immediately the eyes of the “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon” now dyed pink lit up and were focused on Bongbong Marcos.
So Bongbong Marcos tested negative for drugs. The usual suspects and “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon” now dyed pink are sorely disappointed and they had such high hopes (pun intended)…
And the tantrums, whining, hair pulling and teeth gnashing of the “devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon” now dyed pink have begun on social media as confirmed news came out that Bongbong Marcos tested negative for drugs. It makes one wish just to spite these hypocrites that they will wake up the day after elections to a Bongbong Marcos presidency.
Meanwhile in “I Am Iloilo City”, some self-proclaimed experts have been scrutinizing what appears to be a copy of the medical certificate submitted by Bongbong Marcos. These people are so fixated with anything on Marcos to the point of being ridiculous. I wonder what they’ll do when they wake up the day after elections to a Bongbong Marcos presidency. Leave the country probably.
All those self-proclaimed experts…errr…idiots in “I Am Iloilo City” scrutinize every minute details of Bongbong Marcos’ drug test certificate. In case you failed to notice there are telephone numbers of the clinic/ laboratory in that certificate. Call those numbers and verify and spare us your stupid and obviously biased arguments.
By the way I called the number on the certificate, 02-8-789-7700, and somebody answered “Welcome to St. Luke’s Medical Center. If you know the local number, please dial it now.”
It got to the point that St. Luke’s Medical Center, the institution that did the drug test and issued the certificate had to write an official letter telling those idiots to shut up as the negative drug test result certificate of Bongbong Marcos is genuine because they issued it.
And speaking of cocaine use, the most common signs of a drug user is a bloated body and incoherent speech. Now speaking of presidential candidates, one is obviously exhibiting these symptoms, sometimes walking barefoot.
I heard there was a “walk for Leni” the other day. I supposed those who joined are all walking. I’m curious though if they’re all barefoot as I’ve seen pictures of Leni in social media walking with naked feet, meaning sans shoes or slippers.
Leni Robredo overheard on the “Adobo grapevine” a comment that she looked pregnant so to nip the issue she immediately went to an obstetrician for a pregnancy test, and this is what the obstetrician said: “Ma’am, you’re a widow pushing 60 years old. You’re most probably not pregnant, just fat.”
I just saw Leni Robredo’s latest video on TikTok, it’s confirmed she’s an idiot and her PR people are making fun of her. And we all thought we’ve seen the last of Mar Roxas’ ridiculous hand signals while attempting to direct traffic. It seems Leni Robredo outdid him. “Devotees to the cult of the yellow ribbon” now dyed pink, that dimwit is supposed to be your president…hahaha…
Keith Richards said Bongbong Marcos used to hang out with the Rolling Stones and shared some coke and weed with the band. How cool is that. Meanwhile Leni Robredo rubs shoulders with Ely Buendia of the largely forgotten “boy band” Eraserheads. How utterly “baduy.” (brotherlouie16@gmail.com)/PN
