THE TOP news recently is that VP Sara Duterte was finally impeached by Congress. We can then expect that once this impeachment trial at Senate starts, the incognito characters of Mary Grace Piattos and Yoyoy Villamin will once again be resurrected and cross-examined closely. Only then will these incognito characters be unmasked.
Here Comes Elon Musk, an Incognito Newbie by Comparison
VP Sara’s incognito cohorts, Piattos and Villamin, brings in mind Elon Musk, the richest man in this planet.
Elon recently made an ill-fated attempt to also make himself as incognito named as Kekius Maximus. But Elon’s attempt to be incognito as Kekius on X platform lasted as briefly as one can say “unmask the Musk”. Within hours, his identity as Kekius was blown wide open and it leaves the internet in stitches. The FBI’s didn’t even shed a sweat. Elon became a laughing stock.
Poor Elon, his incognito act could have lasted longer had he learned the tricks of the trade from a legend, Mary Grace Piattos. This persona reigns supreme as the undisputed PH queen of disappearing acts.
She’s not just a name — she’s a clone creature of her creator. Unlike poor Musk, Piattos has achieved legendary status in the art of vanishing in plain sight. Her resume? Zero records. The PSA cannot locate her. Her birth record? None. Marriage? Nada. Death? Zilch. Sorry, Piattos does not exist — even the P1M bounty has no takers.
Any witnesses to identify the persona? Well, if Apple has Siri, Piattos has Sira, her patroness creator who guards the Piattos playbook with the zeal of a greedy mammal hungry to gorge on all the moolahs.
Elon Musk also tried to be incognito but made a terrible newbie misstep. While Elon mastered wealth, space technology, EVs and more, he simply lacked Piattos’ incognito finesse.
Piattos could steal the Eiffel Tower, and have the world debating if she even exists. By contrast, Musk as a rookie newbie can’t even hide his Kekius Maximus identity, even for a few more hours or so.
For Musk to truly master the art of anonymity, he must set aside DOGE, Mars, Tesla and SpaceX and learn the Piattos code as authored by Sira:
1. Existential Minimalism – Like Piattos, erase your presence, Elon. Delete the selfies, the tweets, the satellite trackers. Piattos operates like a ghost with zero breadcrumbs.
2. The Confidential Mirage – Just don’t answer any question till it’s forgotten. And if the scrutiny heats up, Sira will take over by rambling assassination scenarios, “drag me to hell” freakouts and recitation of that monotonous, non-sensical “politically motivated” chants over and over again.
3. Conspiracy Allies – Piattos didn’t achieve legendary status alone. Piattos work in the company of Oishi, Kropeck, Chippy and other chicheria legends in the stable of Sira.
But wait — what if Elon wants more? What if he dreams of the impossible: being in many places at once, signing different contracts with different names in different signatures, all while sipping a latte or a brewed Arabica? So, Elon, the poor incognito newbie, please meet another master in identity metamorphosis: Kokoy Villamin.
Villamin, another enigmatic protégé from Sira’s stable is said to have perfected the art of the omnipresent persona. So, Elon, your next masterclass awaits. If Mary Grace Piattos teaches the art of invisibility, Kokoy Villamin is the grandmaster of multiplicity. Enroll now, and soon, even X or Trump won’t know where to find you.
Kokoy’s rumored exploits include being in multiple different places all at the same time, signing different liquidation papers under different signatures, and like Piattos, his persona is without a trace. He serves his creator-handler Sira as an expert devil-may-care persona. (To be continued)/PN
