“PAANO ba ito?
Future hubby is KakamPINK.
Future mother-in-law is LBM.
Break up with him, or send her to hell?” — #ThePSN
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“Paano ba ito?
May Isko-supporter, umuutang sa akin.
Unfriend ko na ba?
Toxic, e.
Miserable ang buhay kung hindi Pink ang kulay!” — #ThePSN
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“Tanga! Anong kindness, anong respect, anong friendship?
At ‘wag kang mag-quote ng Bible o magdamay ng Dios kung ang idol mo ay magnanakaw at sinungaling!
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First question: Nagsinungaling ba s’ya?
Only correct answer: Oo!
Second question: Nagnakaw ba ang pamilya n’ya?
Only honest & correct answer: Oo!
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Kung hindi ‘Oo’ ang sagot mo sa dalawang tanong, may sira ang utak mo.
Tanga ka, bobo, denier.
No knowledge of history.
Baliw, living in an “alternative truth.”
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Kung ‘Oo’ ang sagot mo, pero may ikakatuwiran ka pa, apologist ka.
Tanga, bobo, fanatiko, imoral.
Bwisit ka sa buhay ng mga taong gustong mabuhay nang matino at marangal.
Bahagi ka ng korupsyon.
“Silent” cancer ka ng lipunan.
Malansang isda ka!
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Kung naghahanap ka pa ng proofs at this point, bobo ka.
Di ka marunong mag-research.
TikTok lang ang alam mo.
Ang daming proofs kung hindi ka denier, kung may kaunting talino ka.
But what are proofs if you won’t accept them?
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So, anong pag-unawa ang hinihingi mo?
Anong friendship?
Friendship ng mga bobo’t tanga?
If you think this is just politics, you are so wrong again.
Bobo ka talaga.
You don’t deserve to be a Filipino!
Yuck ka! Yuck!
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Marami nang LBM ang nagising at naging KakamPinks.
Saludo ako sa kanila.
Dumarami na ang Pink Brigade for Kinabukasang Angat-Lahat.
At ipagdidiinan mong LBM ka?
Tae ka, bobo, tanga!
Not on my (FB) wall, idiot!
Not on my wall if there is no learning on your part in the past 5 months.
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No, hindi tayo friends.
And I honestly cannot wish you well.
Alam mo na ang dasal ko para sa iyo.
There is no kindness for you in hell!
You can quote me on that!
Rot, baby, rot!” — #ThePSN
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“Basta, LBM pa rin ako.
Kahit anong proof pa ang ibigay ninyo, close minded na talaga ako.”
And #ThePSN simply says: “BOBO KA TALAGA!”
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While in Cancun, I sported some Pink fashion.
I had Pink exercise attires.
I had Pink swimsuits.
I had a pictorial wearing Pink.
I had jump shots, and all.
And it’s all over my Facebook.
Because why not?
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PINK ANG BUKAS Exercise.
“Kung Pink ka, magaan ang dating at daloy ng buhay mo.
Kung ibang kulay ka, kung LBM-tae ka, sakitin ka, magalitin, pangit, miserable, bobo.
Good luck sa iyo!
Sana mabulok ang bukas mo.
You can quote me on that. Haha.” —#ThePSN
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p.s. Fierce(-looking) lang ako kung mag-exercise, pero mabait talaga ako sa hindi bobo.
Just saying! Haha. —#petersolisnery
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“Kung ang local candidates n’yo ay LBM-tae, kahit running unopposed, ‘wag n’yong iboto.
Ipaalam na hindi kayo nabibili nang 5K lang.” —#ThePSN
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“Ano ang point ng pagpili kung decided ka na bago mo pa kinilala ang mga pagpipilian at bulag ka sa kasinungalingan?” — #ThePSN
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And then, came the survey results that showed the son of the plunderer-dictator leading.
And netizens asked me about it.
Because, hey, I’m there online, and people can just disturb my vacations with inane questions.
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As the voice of reason, I analyze things.
I research a little.
(Because people are so lazy to do their own research.)
And instead of answering questions one by one, I give a general post that everybody can react, too.
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“‘Wag maniwala sa survey kung nag-concentrate ang sample size nito sa mga bobo.
Bakit karamihan ay bobo lamang ang sinu-survey?” — #ThePSN (To be continued)/PN
