“‘WAG maniwala sa survey kung nag-concentrate ang sample size nito sa mga bobo.
Bakit karamihan ay bobo lamang ang sinu-survey?” —#ThePSN
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This is not my last comment on the Pulse Asia survey that showed LBM leading, but failed to include Classes A and B in their sample size.
But you have to read on for the rest.
Anyway, I like that people can approach me online.
Again, that’s me being “the most accessible Filipino writer online.”
But sometimes, things get to me.
Especially when the interruption comes in the middle of great sex.
So, for payback, I become vicious online. Haha.
Or just wickedly funny.
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“Tapos na ako sa pag-enlighten sa mga Bobo.
I’m just here now to make their lives More Miserable! Haha.” —#ThePSN
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“TBH, hindi ako galit sa mundo.
Masayahin akong tao.
Kahit pandemic, I travel around the world to love more people, and to have fun, to enjoy life.
Kung mukha akong galit, galit lang ako sa mga Bobo at Tanga.
Kasi, in the long run, Kawawa sila.
At ayoko nang maawa sa kanila!
Dahil katangahan at kabobohan ang rason ng kahirapan nila. Haha.” —#ThePSN
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“FOCUS, PEOPLE:
No to magnanakaw.
No to sinungaling.
#NeverAgain
#NeverForget
Ang Bobo’y palaging talo!” —#ThePSN
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“Puede pong salungatin ang opinion ko.
Ang di puedeng contrahin ay ang katotohanan sa sinasabi ko!” —#ThePSN
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On the breaking news that Reporma Party chose to rally behind the Robredo campaign, I posted a thank you note to Ping Lacson.
I didn’t have the full story, and I’m glad I didn’t praise Ping to high heavens.
I really thought that he backed out of the race.
I mean, I was expecting him to do that; and Pacquiao, too.
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I mean, if they really love the country, and not just themselves, they should see that Leni Robredo is the only viable option.
Surely, they’re aware of the survey results, of the crowds in the campaign trails.
But back to my post…
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“Thank you, Ping.
But bigger salute to Reporma.
Sa plataformang ‘National Unity’, Leni Robredo ang candidato ng tunay na pagkakaisa!” —#ThePSN
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[Edit: No thank you to you, Ping.
Since you continue to run independently, thereby becoming another “nuisance candidate” in my playbook.]
I mean, in a simplified election of Leni versus LBM, Lugaw versus Tae, Good versus Evil, can we really afford to waste votes for non-viable candidates like Pacquiao and Lacson?
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“I just updated my Last Will & Testament:
Inalisan ko ng mamanahin ang lahat ng LBM sa aking familia.
Ganun dapat kaserioso!” —#ThePSN
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“O, sa mga Bobo riyan, ipangalandakan ninyo sa social media ang Katangahan ninyo.
Fake news pa more.
Deny pa more.
Defend pa more si Junior.
You are idiots, and you know it! Haha.
Pababayaan ko nang mabait ang KakamPinks sa inyo.
But for me, tae kayo, LBM, toxic, ebak na kailangang ilabas. Haha.
You can quote me on that! Haha.” —#ThePSN
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“Ayokong makipagpalitan ng laway sa Bobo’t Tanga kaya break na tayo!
Walang yuni-Unity sa atin kung LBM-tae ka!” —#ThePSN
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“O, kayong mabagal riyan, hiwalayan n’yo na ang jowa ninyong LBM.
In the first place, yuck ang tae-laway.
In the second place, yuck kayong dalawa kung kapwa kayo LBM-tae.
Just saying.
Kasi nga, mabagal tumakbo ang mga utak ninyo. Hmp! Haha” —#ThePSN
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“‘Wag maniwala sa mga survey.
Wala pa akong kakilalang KakamPink na na-survey.
Mga Bobo lang ang na-survey, mga Bobo rin ang nag-survey.” —#ThePSN
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“SHOW OF HANDS.
Honestly, SINO sa inyo ang KakamPINK AT NA-SURVEY ng Pulse Asia?
Please comment below.
Magkaalaman na!” —#ThePSN
(After three days, no one of my 5,000 Facebook friends indicated that they have been surveyed.
I rest my case.)
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“Calma!
Mga walang WiFi pa lang ang na-survey.
Baka nga unregistered voters pa.
Please respect my opinion na lang daw. Haha” —#ThePSN
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“Wag panghinaan sa surveys.
2,400 respondents LANG sila, di nga umabot ‘yan sa KALAHATI ng FB friends ko. Haha!
But here’s your Pink assignment: win THREE (3) votes for Leni this week.
Kausapin ang mga Undecided Voters.
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‘Wag nang mag-aksaya ng energy sa mga Bobo at Tanga na gusto lang makipagbardagulan.
Hayaan mong sila-sila ang magpatayan dahil hindi dumarating ang budget.
O malaki na ang kaltas pagdating sa bobong botante./PN
